Read Me Carefully

1. It's impossible for someone to bite their own tongue using all their teeth.

2. Recent scientific studies show that 96% of the people who somehow managed to do this, had a higher brain capacity than an average man.

3. You have tried it by now and probably noticed that you can do it.

4. Numbers one and two were false. Most human beings can do it.

5. You thought, for an instance, that you had a gifted mind. But, now you notice how silly you were, trying to bite your own tongue just because of a random blog post.

6. By now, you are either laughing because of your silliness, or frowning because of your anger towards the blogger that posted this.

7. You have nothing better to do since your still reading this.

8. You really want to stop reading this because it's getting really boring, but you just can't. You want to finish reading until the last number.

9. I really have nothing else to write though.

10. Nothing.